Ralph Klein: ‘He was a party crasher’

Ralph Klein didn’t care about the things elected officials are supposed to care about.

You know, the little things, stuff like timetables, agendas, schedules, meetings of any kind or duration, media whining, protocol, VIPs, briefing books, bureaucratic memos, the Internet, discussions about the Constitution, smoke-free zones, motorcades, Ottawa, talking points, coke without rum, the CBC, prayer breakfasts, premiers’ conferences, and all the other clutter that got in the way of his real passion: talking with an Albertan.

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If a briefing on anything took more than 30 seconds, he felt pity for the poor soul who couldn’t articulate what he or she was trying to explain.

He opened every media availability by saying “shoot.”

When asked after he became premier if the province was ready for a premier who was a serious drinker, he said: “Well, we’re about to find out.”

At the 1984 Olympic Winter Games in Sarajevo he mistook the King of Norway for his driver, and told him that he and Colleen were tired and that he should bring the car around.

The startled King explained who he was as he pulled out his silver cigarette case, so Ralph apologized as he bummed a smoke off him.

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